2001-11-15 - 7:06 a.m.
What is the one CD you would take on a Desert Island with you?
Michael Jackson's History.......you laugh, you
cry........the whole package
What was the worst job you ever had?
Sucking penis on a freeway.......penis
Where was the strangest place you had sex?
On a red rubber ball
If you could be anyone else, who would it be and why?
Justin Timberlake.......so I could touch myself
What was the strangest or most embarassing story you've heard or that happened to you?
I wet my bed two months ago
Tell us the weirdest dream you ever had?
That I had to buy some leapord print shoe horns for 75 cents each, the women was crazy
What is the strangest name of someone you know?
Anglebird Huperdick (poor child)
Tell us the most outrageous thing you ever did for money?
Well, Erin, my bestfriend, gave head for some thyroid pills, what a knob
What is the most embarassing CD/Record/8 Track in your collection?
Venga Boys
What is the best/worst nickname of someone you know?
Buttons
What is the most bizarre thing you've ever seen?
Michael Jackson
What is your favorite punchline or joke?
FUCKK YOU
What is the stupidest thing you ever bought that seemed like a good idea at the time?
Almost bought a video camera to tape one drunken night
What is the best/worst pick-up line you've heard or used?
Did it hurt?
What is the weirdest food you've eaten?
Poo
Tell us about the worst roommate/guest you've ever had?
BECKY REED........she's crazy
What is your best/worst animal or pet story?
I love cats
What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Ate pickles with one hand and shat with the other
What is the most memorable bumper sticker you can think of?
If this cars a rockin'.......
What is the worst surprise you ever found in your food?
A penis
What is the most misunderstood song lyric in your opinion?
Round here........counting crows......ya, that's right
What is the strangest phone call you've ever received?
They are alllllllll from Colin
What is strangest hallucination you've ever had?
Rain Drops are icicles
What is the one movie you've watched most times?
Lesbain Bump Bumps 1999
What is your favorite line from a movie?
YOU CAN"T HANDLE MY ASS (Penis Suckers Marathon)
What is your favorite freudian slip, word mix-up or dyslexic mess?
Penis Pickle Pecker Pumper
What is your best 'caught in the act' story?
Masterbaiting
What is the best insult or 'would be insult' you've heard or used?
Penis Ass Pooper
During which movie did you cry most?
Titanic ( the porn episode...she got it in the ass )
During which movie did you laugh most?
Austin Powers 2....I was super baked and on muggers
